Did he poop yet?
How is his poop?
How’s his gas?
Oh my GAWD my boobs hurt so bad
Did I leak?
Is he asleep?
Is he breathing?
Is he still sleeping?
How much did he sleep?
Why won’t you sleep?
Oh my god Benjamin go to fucking sleep
You’ll regret not sleeping one day
Babe..babe…he’s awake
There is definitely spit up somewhere on me
Do I smell like spit up?
Where exactly are you going?
Good lord man, what is in your diaper
Can I shower?
How much did he eat?
Should we make him a bottle?
Daddy’s Home!
Daddy’s funny
Can you believe it Benjamin?
What are you doing?
Good morning sweet boy
Good night sweet boy.
I love you sweet boy.
I love you Benjamin Walter.
